If Death Rolls Dice

from Better Eat Your Wheaties by Grandpa Loves Rhinos

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A SIMPLE LIFE, A SIMPLE WISH, A SIMPLE DEATH FOLLOWS A SIMPLE KISS, AND A BUGLE SOUNDS A FLAG AT EASE, A BOY AND GIRL LEFT WONDERING, AND I KNOW, I KNOW, HOW IT COULD CUT YOUR HEART AND MAKE YOU CALLUS AND FALL LIKE A DYING STAR, SO WHERE'S THE DOCTOR WITH ILLNESS PROBABILITY, IF DEATH ROLLS DICE HE SHOULD ROLL ON ME, AND IF DEATH ROLLS DICE I HOPE HE ROLLS TWICE, TWO FOR ME AND NONE FOR YOU, CUZ YOU'VE GOT THINGS TO DO, AND IF DEATH ROLLS DICE I HOPE HE ROLLS TWICE, NONE FOR YOU AND TWO FOR ME, CUZ YOU'VE GOT KIDS TO FEED, A STIFF DRINK, A STASH OF LEAVES, NO WAKE UP TIME RESPONSIBILITIES, SO I'LL SAY HELLO MISS, HOW'S YOUR EVENING? THAT DRESS IS OH SO VERY FLATTERING, AND IF DARBY HEARS THE BANSHEE WAIL, YOU KNOW THE DEATH COACH IS CLOSE IN TAIL, THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN, I’M THE ONE YOU WANT, and IF DARBY HEARS THE BANSHEE WAIL, YOU KNOW THE DEATH COACH IS STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU, you SHOULD GO BACK TO YOUR HOME

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from Better Eat Your Wheaties, released September 7, 2018
© 2018 GRANDPA LOVES RHINOS // DISTRIBUTED BY INDIE VISION MUSIC
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED // MUSIC & LYRICS WRITTEN BY SETH HYDE & PAUL HYDE
ALL SONGS PERFORMED BY GRANDPA LOVES RHINOS // ALBUM ART BY BRIAN MIDDLETON
RECORDED, MIXED & PRODUCED BY SETH HYDE // MASTERED BY SEF IDLE AT SIMPUL STUDIO

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Grandpa Loves Rhinos Idaho

Brotherly duo Paul (drums) and Seth (guitar/bass/vocals) Hyde, and their jobs in the Air Force have forced them to live hundreds of miles away from each other, separated by mountains, valleys, and creatures of the deep. Although distance plagues Grandpa Loves Rhinos, their desire to create music burns eternal--GLR creates music in correspondence of a blend of modern rock, pop punk, and emo. ... more

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